Work is bad enough, but what if things go really wrong? The Worst-Case Scenario authors come to the rescue with expert advice for surviving dozens of nightmare on-the-job scenarios, whether in the office or on the loading dock From savage bike messengers to a bag of pretzels stuck in the lunchroom vending machine, peril is everywhere Learn how to озъяр sneak out of a meeting, treat a deep-fryer burn, and survive a stockroom avalanche Expertly remove a dent from the company car, extract a tie caught in the photocopier, and survive a workplace romance Hands-on, step-by-step instructions guide you through these and other crises that can strike between 9 and 5, or on the swing shift With an appendix of useful interview phrases, a career-path decoder, instructions for playing Jargon Bingo, and more, this is the one desk reference you cant live without.  ReactioISBN 0811835758.